Somebody Has To Plan For Icebergs

#lol @ anyone who thinks leslie is the submissive one in this relationship

What’s wrong with you?

Posted on March 5, 2012 via it's not about the books anymore with 448 notes

nom-chompsky:

ipsadixit:

Donna’s Most Important Lake House Rules

3. Do not adjust the light dimmers. Their levels may look random, but they are NOT.

5. Treat the non-carpeted areas as a tennis court. No black-soled shoes. No scuffmarks. (And no tennis. I shouldn’t have to tell you that, but just in case.)

9. Do not use the dishwasher. Which shouldn’t be a problem, because…

10. You may not use any dishes. BYOD (bring your own dishes).

14. That door is locked for a reason. “Which door?” you ask. ANY DOOR THAT IS LOCKED.

18. You may help yourself to a coat from the coat closet. The scarf and hat closets are off limits.

21. The gold-plated pony is an art piece, not a toy. No sitting on the golden pony

27. Do not knock on the front door or ring the doorbell. If you are outside, text me.

29. If the trash can doesn’t have a trash bag, then it isn’t a trash can, is it? Use your head.

33. No jumping.

43. I have a black light. (This is not a rule. This is a gentle reminder/warning.)

“14. That door is locked for a reason. “Which door?” you ask. ANY DOOR THAT IS LOCKED.”

life rule

43. I have a black light. (This is not a rule. This is a gentle reminder/warning.)

Damn it!!