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Hahaha yea, Bret! You are so funny.

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I saw them last weekend, and this new song is too amazing

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Flight of the Conchords // “Woo a Lady” (New Song!)

“In the summer of 1353
As I sat beneath the willow tree
I decided on that day,
To woo a lady.

I went to the florist and I said to she,
I need a flower for today I’ll be
A woowoowoowoowoo
Wooing a lady.

I’ll hold this flower beneath her nose
It should smell as sweet as a rose.
For this, she said, I recommend the rose.
For a rose like scent, I’d probably go with a rose.
I said sounds exactly like what I need; I’ll take one of those.

I went to the tailor for to buy
Some clothing of the latest style.
Which at the time were tights and pointy boots.
Y’know those greenish kind of tights and those Peter Pan-y kind of boots.
Really tight tights and Peter Pan-y boots to woo a lady.

I said to the hairdresser cut my hair.
He said I’ll cut it like the page boys wear.
A really popular look with page boys now. Just a straight line across the brow.
I’ll get a ruler and some scissors and I’ll do it for you right now.
Very hard look if you’re trying to woo a lady.

I needed a horse so I went to the stables.
Stable man, would I be able,
To hire a horse,
from which to woo a lady?

He said there are three things that I must see.
One florin and two forms of ID.
I said alas I have no ID on me,
Who even carries ID in 1353?
I maketh not the rules quoth he.

I had made a tapestry of me,
And said, this is me in 1353.
To prove that I was legitimate,
I had my mother write up a birth certificate,
It wasn’t easy as she’s illiterate.
But I really really needed it.
To hire this damn horse so that I, may woo a lady.
I got a really massive horse, so that I could impress this lady.
For but a penny more a day, he did upgrade me.

From a hilltop a lady I did view,
And I knew exactly what to do.
The time had come,
For me to woo this lady.

And I said, woowoowoowoo
Woowoowoowoowoo
Woowoowoowoowoo
Woowoo you lady.

I said, woowoowoowoowoo
Woohoo lady I am wooing you.
Woowoohoowoo
This is how I woo a lady.

The lady then said unto thee,
Sir you can’t woo me so easily.
It takes more than just going woo,
To woo a lady.

But I have a rose scented rose which they call a rose
And I hold this rose beneath your nose.
I have a massive horse and the finest clothes.
All of these things I do to woo you lady.

She said, the horse is big, and the tights are fun.
But the hairdo’s a little 1351,
In fact, it makes you look,
A bit like a lady.
I swore as you approached, that you were a lady.
And that gigantic horse just emphasises that you look like a lady.
And I replied yes, yes I heard you the first time.

She said I’m to be married to the king,
We are to be wed this coming spring,
And if you want my hand you’ll have to challenge him,
To that thing on the horses with those pointy things,
You’ll have to battle to the death with those things,
The point each other with those pointy things.

I said is that the time I must be on my way,
I’m late for a medieval play.
If it matters not to you either way,
I’ll just say that I wooed you anyway.
I’ll just tell all my friends that I woowoowoowoowooed you lady.
Because there’s a wager in the village that I never woo a lady.

And I left going woowoowoowoowoowoowoo
Woowoowoo I just wooed you.
Woowoowoowoo, this is how I,
Woo a lady.”

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clearly.

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The reason he got the Emmy nom.

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